Father O'Shaughnessy Has a Meeting.
Father O'Shaughnessy was nervous because he had been summoned to the office of the bishop downtown. The priest was known to imbibe, and just last Sunday had consumed a little bit too much of the sacramental wine during mass, stumbled and fell off the altar. He knew he had no choice, so he got in his car and drove downtown. He was having trouble finding a parking space and time was running out. In frustration he looked heavenward and exclaimed: "Oh God if you will find a parking space for me, I will never drink again!"
Just then, a car pulled out of a parking spot. The priest looked up and said, "Nevermind, I found one meself."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Funny but spoken like a true alcoholic - had to deal with a couple of 'em in my life time.
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