There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the next morning she comes back with $28.05 to give to hubby. He goes, "Who the hell gave you the nickel?" She replies, "Everybody!"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Groan. What an oldie. I think I heard that nearly sixty years ago in primary school!????
If she had nearly 600 customers in one night it proved two things-
- American men can't last longer than sixty seconds and
- She had incredibly well developed pelvic floor and vaginal muscles!
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FrayedBear
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- & Australians take jokes way too literally!
This is one of those "dirty" jokes you can tell in mixed company. I don't mean male/female I mean even many uptight folks or straight & narrow xtians can chuckle at this one & still feel just a bit 'naughty'!
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