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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "Present" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 3Feb 3

Posted by Zealandia
The best time to open a gift is the present.
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Jan 25Jan 25

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? "Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"
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Jan 17Jan 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing.
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Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present? Because the rest of the letters were not-E. .
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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What’s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the very last thing to go through a bugs mind as crashes head first in to the windshield of car? A. Its bum of course....LOL.
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Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You ARE the lawyer. Lawyer: So where’s my present?
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Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I like imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated
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Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
It's all reverse now.
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Jan 11, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why will everyone be seeing more clearly next year? Cause it will be 2020!
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Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
What do you call an Irishman suspended from the ceiling?? Shaun D'Lear.
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Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
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Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
That Granny Smith was a little tart, wasn't she?
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May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
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May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Cleaning up
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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I was at a bus stop and it started to snow...A woman turned to me and said...to a woman sex is like snow, I said how is that, she said well, sex like snow you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.....
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Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RonM1956
Almost late getting to work tonight, I had to stop and get my dog a birthday present. I wouldn't mind but it's the 7th time this year
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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Some folks still aren't savvy
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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Divine Intervention.
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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Light bulb jokes Starting with How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world ...
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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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