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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "dogs" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jan 27Jan 27

Posted by Zealandia
What dogs really understand….
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Shared from General & Hellos
Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I was reading a book about an immortal dog. It was impossible to put down.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 23, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I told her that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it. Now I have a Bit-coin.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 18, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I almost kicked my dog out. Fortunately, we renegotiated the terms of the leash.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists? One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 15, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied that I didn’t know he played cricket.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I threw a ball for my dog. Know it's a bit extravagant, however it was Rex’s birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983
I accidently poured spot remover on my dog, now I can't find him.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my dog, what's two minus two? It said nothing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl... I said I didn’t know he could! What's his average? ==================== Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...
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Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Fred: What is the name of your dog? Betty: Ginger. Fred: Does Ginger bite? Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 26, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
The Butler enters the room and announces, " My Lady, there is a telephone call from the City pound regarding a stray dog chasing cars and causing a traffic hazard." The Lady of the house goes to window, looks out, shakes her head and says." Call my ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Prince Charles is driving around the Estates of Sandringham Castle when he runs over one the Queens prize Corgis. Quite shocked, perplexed and worried, he grabs a shovel and starts digging a grave for the dog, when the shovel breaks open a long ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket full of horse shit? A. The bucket of course. Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a fresh dog turd? A. Everyone knows that if you leave a dog turd to its own devices it WILL ...
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