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Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.

Jun 2, 2019Jun 2019

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Being from the city might make you slicker but it don't make you wiser, I was in my 30s when I found out that Hedgehogs are not flat things that live in the gutter!

Apr 6, 2022Apr 2022

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Never a truer word not said! :-D

Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

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Trump cockcrows once again treating Covid-19 as an opportunity to promote his chances of re-election, "no immigrants will take Americans jobs for 60 days". How about doctors, nurses, scientists and all the other in danger groups? Or is it the ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Don't you just love a good ride? :-D

Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

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Shame on all those who know who Trump really is and exactly what he stands for, not one more serviceman or woman should be placed in danger to perpetuate the political careers of these low life's. Free yourselves of the bottom feeders who dominate ...

Just for Laughs

Feb 4, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

So this is what Jews talk about when they are not plotting to laser California! :-D

Jul 7, 2019Jul 2019

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500 members, well done Yogafan! Well done fellow members too!

Just for Laughs

Apr 23, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Not quite the pussy he had in mind? :-D

Critical thinking

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

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I believe November 3rd will more a mental health test for American voters than a presidential election, It will certainly give a good indication of "The state of the union"!

Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Well.................Speak as you find is always a good policy! :-)

Just for Laughs

May 28, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Whats the difference between expedition and explosion? with expedition it's "There you are!" with explosion it's "Where are you?"

General & Hellos

Aug 2, 2019Aug 2019

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Faith, I find it incredulous that so many otherwise intelligent people have it and put it in the church. Where most religions are based on a set of "spurious" stories from an age where there were no reliable journalists. The holy books of religion ...

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Our president is rather clever, makes a change!

Just for Laughs

Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

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People can be so accommodating! :-)

Just for Laughs

Jul 26, 2019Jul 2019

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A guy sees a funeral procession in the street, a man with a huge dog walking ahead of the hearse and at least 200 people behind, being curious, he runs up to the man in front, who died he asks, my wife he says, I'm sorry, what happened to her? My dog...

Aug 9, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Trump: I have the very best people on my team! You have a competent team of one, Dr. Anthony Fauci but you don't like him because he is more popular than you, the rest are charlatans, just like you! :-D

Sep 27, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Donald (The devils spawn) Trump is attempting to make democracy a dirty word. The republican party is part of, or should be, part of Americas democratic system, democrats, as their name suggests, represent it! If socialists don't represent the people...

The Escapees- - Hide here!

May 28, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Treesexual. Tarzan meets Jane, do you have a girlfriend? No! What do you do for sex? I know a tree with a waist height hole lined with soft moss! Jane lies on her back and opens her legs, would you like to try this? Tarzan kicks her hard in the ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 20, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I always thought Xi was a bit of a stiff!

Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I think It's time we saw Trump walking the streets of Washington wearing a sandwich board with "The end is nigh" painted on it! ;-)

Feb 22, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I'm not terribly clever with modern technology but somebody was telling me that we had broadband in our town now.......................very colorful don't you think? :-)

Apr 19, 2020Apr 2020

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The W.H.O. has for many years had the unenviable task of choosing which strain of Influenza would be the most prevalent in the coming season, they have done this to great effect saving countless lives by producing effective anti virus jabs in time ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

If we have to venture out my wife and I are taking all the necessary precautions, masked, gloved and gowned, the gowns are a bit embarrassing as they don't do up properly at the back and folk can see our bare ass's! :-)

Just for Laughs

May 24, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Well you just gotta laugh at the big mistake if nothing else! :-D

Just for Laughs

Jul 5, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Mind you're words mate.....cops write everything down! :-D

Critical thinking

Oct 16, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The more one delves into CT the more enigmatic it becomes. I find myself questioning everything I think I know and revisiting why I have come to my conclusions about almost everything, not having CT in my armoury at that time. Looks like a lifetimes ...

Jul 2, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Hail the numbers? What a moron!

Food Glorious Food

Sep 1, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Hello again all! These are called pasteis de bacalhau in Portuguese, codfish pasties, you can buy them frozen and deep-fry them, really delicious! If anybody wants the recipe just ask! :-)

Critical thinking

Dec 13, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Farmers, "How are we going to get all this corn into a silo"? Archimedes, "Screw your corn"! Farmers," Aw thanks mate, you're a fucking genius"!

Jul 2, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The monochrome potus?

Apr 23, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I really like Joe Biden, mostly because he is everything that his moronic clown predecessor is not! I could make a long list but I think Joe is being taken seriously by other world leaders which sums it up perfectly! :-)

Jul 19, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

There are two versions of the underworld, Trump stars in both!

Just for Laughs

May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

YOGI REALIZED THAT IF HE WORE HIS MASK ALL THE TIME HE WOULD HAVE TO KEEP OUT OF THE SUNSHINE!

Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I found this photo of Trump at 12 years old, seems he's always been a dummy! His hair looks so real though.......

Just for Laughs

Feb 9, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I found this photo of the Reverend William Spooner's cat in an old book, strange name he gave it! :-D

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Fortunes for the "Boys" nothing for the workers! :-(

Jan 9, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I've been watching re-runs of Elementary with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu, I think the music played in the title sequence is the most irritating of any TV show ever! :-(

Just for Laughs

Aug 8, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Herbalists Corner

Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Chemicals seems to be a dirty word these days! We humans like everything else in the universe are composed of this dirty word! Pharmaceutical companies make billions from what our forebears have learned over thousands of years! Good subject this, I ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

At last you will be able to speak to English tourists and be understood! :-D

Just for Laughs

May 22, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Don't go kissing this girls! :-D

Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Ain't this about right! :-)

Just for Laughs

Aug 8, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Two drunks take the same shortcut through a cemetery to their local bar, on a stormy night, the first goes through and a cable had fallen and was thrashing around, he grabbed it and tied it to the corner of a gravestone and continued on to the bar. ...

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

A second cyber attack has been launched against the UK labour party in the last 24 hours, who, I hear you say, would do such a thing? The Russian's have aided Trump all down the line because they knew he is a corruptible ally, they are now backing ...

Just for Laughs

Jun 2, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Do you believe in coincidences? :-D

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Remember Kites by Simon Dupree? Probably the only popular music hit in the Occident with lyrics from the orient?

Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Really Bill! That wouldn't have even been my turd choice of name! :-D

Just for Laughs

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

This sure had me fooled! :-D

Just for Laughs

May 13, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I sure hope he does! :-D

Just for Laughs

Nov 23, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Danny the dick-head? :-)

Herbalists Corner

Nov 12, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The villagers where we live make a cha with the young leaves of the fruitless olive tree (Olea europaea) which they say is excellent for high blood pressure! :-D

Just for Laughs

Jan 15, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

If a west Indian calls you "A Nazi bassad" don't be offended, he's simply trying to call you a nasty bastard! :-)

Critical thinking

May 13, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Great group and excellent subject, you may well have created a forum for brights! Thanks RichieO

General & Hellos

May 30, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Should a nation where the majority live in houses constructed like garden sheds ignore the cause of freak and severe weather phenomenon?

Dec 5, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Apparently, Melania sleeps in her own bed on the 4th floor of the WH! Anyone surprised by that tit bit? Who would want to sleep in the same bed as that horrible tub of lard? ;-)

Sep 5, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Trumps favorite song must be "The wall" Pink Floyd, which includes the line "we don't need no education" where, clearly from the grammar, they do! :-)

Just for Laughs

Aug 16, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

It seems that the aye's have it! :-D

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

You really are priceless you lot, how you all come out of the woodwork when someone makes a post....Rah!

Just for Laughs

Dec 14, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Sound advice or just sounds like advice? :-D

May 22, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Any of you heard of the Specials, a British band from the city of Coventry, Ghost town is a great song and social comment! Oh! It's old fashioned too!

Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Unfortunately this is probably right for a lot of kids! :-)

Just for Laughs

Jun 7, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Could be a professional profiler? :-D

May 25, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

A great song from my youth was (I think) Manfred Mann, the lead singer, Paul Jones had a great voice, I think it was called I've been a bad bad boy, or that was part of the lyric? Help.

Just for Laughs

Apr 8, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Possibly the only friend he has? Or maybe NOT!

Jokes and humor about religion

Mar 12, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

During 1 week of confessions a priest is told by 14 men that they have had extramarital sex with Fanny Green, he is most perturbed...........at the beginning of Sunday mass he sees a woman on the front pew wearing a green hat, green mini-skirt and ...

Just for Laughs

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Big family? Get the all new Texan toaster, enough for everybody!

Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I feel for poor Bob, I really do! :-D

Just for Laughs

Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Don't mess with the matriarch! :-D

May 7, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The whole truth and nothing but the truth!

Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I That's a fact......you can't argue with facts! :-)

Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

tRump has taken the Dems out of pandemics and we can all see what it has led to............PANIC!!!

Food Glorious Food

Jul 28, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Hello fellow gastronomes, we have been given dozens of courgettes by our wonderful Portuguese neighbours which my wife Maria has been making various tasty dishes, this one being stuffed with bacon, onion, garlic breadcrumbs, grated strong cheese and ...

Nov 27, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Every time Trump responds to questions in the media he shows just what a stupid jackass he is, how on earth do his equally stupid supporters still keep faith in him? Answer,"he was chosen by god to lead the USA to hell".......and unlike all Trumps ...

Feb 8, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Even more chicken-shit now he's no longer POTUS?

Just for Laughs

Feb 14, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

And my contribution to St. Valentine's day is:- The great east-west divide! :-)

May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The wise man and the wanna be wise man, priceless!

Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Policing Covid-19 can be really cruel! :-D

Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Charity begins at home?

May 18, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Than their parents, sorry!

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Old habits die hard, gotta love the Egyptians! :-D

Just for Laughs

May 18, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

And if you believe this you might like to read the rest of the book! :-D

Just for Laughs

Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Someone needed to tell him! :-D

May 23, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Of course, some things never change, I'm cooking a chilli and just opened a tin of "Italian peeled Torino tomatoes.......What part of peeled don't the idiots get? Could say half peeled or half heartedly peeled but no. DIY as usual!

Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Is it just me or does this sound familiar? :-D

Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Well if you must pray, pray for something useful! :-)

How to stay safe online

May 22, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

When I get a pop-up from my so-called free anti-virus saying my computer is under threat or vulnerable, are they trawling for money?

Just for Laughs

Feb 5, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Humor? Oh yes! :-)

Just for Laughs

Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Just as well Cody doesn't have a John Thomas! :-D

Just for Laughs

Oct 22, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

(THINKS) Oh god, not another one, I'm sick to death of this shit! :-D

Just for Laughs

Mar 12, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

It's not easy for an atheist to admit this but I love Christmas carols..........well the tunes are great but the words are utter crap! :-D

Just for Laughs

May 11, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Loving, caring, right wing politicians? :-D

Just for Laughs

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

LATEST: Striking train drivers cause travel chaos in Egypt! :-D

Just for Laughs

Sep 6, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Sums up 2020 this "Hard times"

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

New infrastructure bill brings hope for thousands of homeless people!

Just for Laughs

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Sounds painful!

Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The religious couple who own this idyllic thatched roof cottage said "The lord moves in mysterious ways" :-D

Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

It may be a hand but it's handed over a lot of bucks over the years! :-D

Sep 10, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

How many of you can remember shouting "Mummy I've finished, come and wipe my bottom" :-D

Just for Laughs

May 4, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Another sucker? :-D

Sep 14, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

This our new Polonium 210 vaccine my friend! :-D

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