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I found this on facebook and I just had to share...to FUNNY!! The BS some people believe is just to damn crazy!! I have no idea who wrote this...
An atheist guy Stephan was walking in Serengeti. He looked around and said to himself “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!.”

As Stephan was walking alongside the river, he heard a voice in the bushes behind him.

He turned back to look. He saw a giant lion charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the lion was closing in on him.

Stephan looked over his shoulder again, and the lion was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the lion was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant, the Atheist Stephan screamed out, “Oh my God!”

Time stopped. The lion froze. The forest was silent.

As an incredibly bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

“You refuse my existence for all these years, you thought others I didn’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.”

“Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist Stephan looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make that lion a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The incredible light disappeared.The forest alive again.

And the lion dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

“Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

ConnieR 5 Dec 25
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In my 65 years I've seen this or ones like it many, many times. But they still get a laugh.

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LOL!! I remember reading this years ago, still funny.

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Funnay!

skado Level 9 Dec 25, 2017
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