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For the military history buffs. A counterfactual.

If I was a consultant to Hitler....

If I had a time machine, and the pay was good enough to assuage my stained soul (assuming I have one; but I'll take the reichsmarks and run) I would give Hitler several pieces of advice in starting the Second World War:

  1. build more U-boats. Lots more of them;

  2. forget the whole silly super weapon thing; build a lot more Panzer IVs. Far more mobile than Panthers or Tigers;

  3. build heavy bombers. Messerschmitt 110s and Heinkel He 111s have their place. But, seriously dude, you want to deliver serious payload. Develop an equivalent of the Lancaster or the B-17.

  4. leave Russia alone. Just do that.

Any other suggestions?

Palindromeman 7 June 12
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Had Hitler attacked east rather than east and west, he's be treated like a hero. All that "internal politics" (you know, the Jews, Roma, Slavs, mentally handicapped....) the US government would overlook.

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I will go back too, turn you in as a jew and let them sort you out. By the way he couldn't leave russia along because russia had plans for germany besides germany was working in a formula to get fuel out of wood and russia had the largest forrests around.

I'm a gay socialist gypsy, so I would be right mate....

I configured this as a military counterfactual. Oh, yes, Stalin would have made his move - but so much better to be on the defensive, don't you think?

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Quit while you are ahead.

I got my commission; Der Fuhrer still fucked it up. Regards from the Seychelles.

He also should have had 299 Spartans and 1 Scot:

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Sure capture Gibraltar and seal off the med

I just saw a little special about Gibraltar. They just had this one old cannon. But it kicked serious ass for them.

@kauva Possession is nine tenths of the law. Gibraltar is proof of that.

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