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The Toast

Sex is randy, gorgeous fun;
For some vagina, others bum;
Or 'twixt the tits; fellatio;
Grimaced faces. "Yes! Yes! Oh..."
So:- . . . .
To Callow Youth and Wrinkled Crone,
The onanist who lusts alone,
Married, Single, Priest or Quack,
Raging Nymphomaniac,
Nubile Maid and Rampant Buck;
Pray raise your glass to All Who Fuck.

#priest #pray #sex
Petter 9 June 16
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Here, here!

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I could imagine Graeme Edge doing this, might be 50 years ago, but reminds me of

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Wow Hallmark..have really come a long way since "Roses are Red...Violets are Blue..
Valentine's will never be the same..?

I have also written a poem on Valentines. That was a few years before this one though. This was inspired after hearing a Toast-Master's address, in bad rhyme and bad taste, at a party that was being held to celebrate two people moving in together.

@Petter Ha ha very amusing indeed Peter.. I didn't realise it was penned by your hand..
So..is it a poem or is it semi-autobiographical? ?

@Hitchens Merely an observation on life and a toast to life's favourite occupation.

@Petter
Exquisitely true! Enjoyed it very much ..look forward to the next raunchy recital!
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Level 8

He is a poet,
yet he does not know it. !

I've got hundreds of them posted on my profile at AllPoetry.com
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Level 9

and this is on the occasion of.....?

.... on the occasion of being 4am last night, and browsing through a collection of my "poetry".

@Petter fair enough...good'un. lol.
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This may be tough to get into an American printed anthology.

It's on my page in this American site.
[allpoetry.com]
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