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Canada Plans on Building a Hedge - Bushes Vs a Ridiculous Wall

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sassygirl3869 9 June 23
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Level 8

makes sense today.

Marine Level 8 June 24, 2018
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Level 3

Brilliant idea. Wildlife friendly, asthetically pleasing and then everyone will know when they have reached the safety of Canada ?

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Level 8

Hedging our bets as it were?

lol!
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Level 8

Hahaha! I happen to be Roger. Roger the shrubber.

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Level 5

A nice little flowery one I imagine. There will be hummingbird feeders hanging in the nearby border columns with installed surveillance cams. Their immigration checkpoint officer's uniforms will change color-scheme according to the season: pastels for Spring, warm earth tones for Fall. Cobblestones will replace the pavement to the checkpoint shack at which tea will be served to both legitimate travelers and immigrants attempting illegal entry. Ahhhhh Canada. Ya gotta love em.

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Level 9

With special tunnels in the hedge in consideration of migrating wild-life, I presume. But how will they trim the Southern side of the hedge?

Petter Level 9 June 23, 2018
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Imagine they'd let it grow, if the ppl here would be too disinterested to maintain their side.
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Level 5

Hopefully a wall of weed!

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Level 8

What about pot plants. Marijuana will be legal in October.

@irascible We don't have to worry about how high the hedge would have to be.

Even better. How long would it be before it went up in smoke? ?

@irascible I wouldn't know things like that. Nope.

@Sticks48 It would be a sort of wild fire everyone runs to instead of away from.

@graceylou LOL, Be sure to bring lots of snacks or it could turn ugly. ?

@Sticks48 We're Canadians. We'd probably say sorry if we accidentally trample someone. We chill, man.

@graceylou Of course you chill. It's fucking cold up there! lf l see you l will share. I believe you are vegan. What snacks would you prefer. Hands across the hedge. ☺

@Sticks48 Hmmmm. Yes I am vegan. I think marinated carrot hot dogs would be good. I might be afraid to ask for (vegan) brownies.

@graceylou Why afraid?

@Sticks48 Hmmmmmm. Brownies and weed?

@graceylou Now you're talkin'! ?

@Sticks48 Hey, weed is vegan, right? LOL

@graceylou Oh yes! My favorite vegetable. Since it is edible can we call it a vegetable?

@Sticks48 Canada is revising its food guide. I could make that recommendation. Did we high-jack this post?

@graceylou Recommend away, and yes, l believe we have. It is not our fault if they can't keep up.

@Sticks48 Yup. They are just not part of our joint venture.

@graceylou Very clever. You bowled me over with that one.

@Sticks48 Don't encourage me. I could really get carried away with puns. I was even thinking about a hedge fund for this project. But since we sort of are taking over the conversation, could we be considered hedge-hogs? Don't. Just don't let me go there.

@graceylou I wouldn't hedge my bets that this might be one of the longest replies between two people in A.com history.

@Sticks48 I keep looking out for someone to yell out "GET A ROOM".

@graceylou LOL. You are really good at this. Going to the hedge and getting a two for one was a beautiful thing.

@Sticks48 I'm good at a lot of things. But to find out what they are, along the hedge is probably not the best place.

@graceylou Yes, you must be cautious. That hedge could be crawling with roaches!

@Sticks48
facepalm groan!
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Level 8

Not only will it keep out crazy Americans but it's also good for the environment and nice to look at

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Level 9

A lovely idea.

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Level 7

Still looking for my Maple Match ? ?

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Level 6

Great plan . They will eventually need pruning and can hire illegals to carry out the task at a very reasonable rate.

granny Level 6 June 23, 2018
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Hahaha!!

What?? Americans pruning a wall???
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