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Creative Misspellings

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Benthoven 8 June 25
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These were from the Washington Post ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST, or something like that, it is hard to be sure.
[washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com]

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Neffiti Vandalising in ancient Egyptian
Assburger's syndrome eating like president Trump
Deja Pew Knowing when someone else is about to fart
Pat'ro-Money payments made by TV Evangelists who have sinned.
Sinterior design the art of decorating houses of ill repute
Whinestien's disease the inability to stop complaining about women calling you on your shit
Cosbplaying the compulsion to wear awful sweaters, make unintelligible noises and ruffy people
Clinternal security failing to be careful about your email or computer browser history
Trumpet a very nervous cat that does not like being grabbed.

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All great but I think I like the reincarnated hillbilly best. ?

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:: snicker::

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Reminds me of comedian Rich Hall's "Sniglets" from back in the day...

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osteopornosis: a degenerate disease.

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