A modern parable
There once was a very rich man who had three girlfriends. He did not know which one to choose. So he gave each one $1,000 and then asked what they spent it on.
The 1st one said " I spent it on myself. I bought new clothes and gave myself a makeover. So when we went out I would look good for you"
The 2nd one said " I spent it on my flat. So when you came over you would have a nice place to visit"
The 3rd said "I spent it on a holiday for us both"
So which one did he choose?
A....The one with the biggest tits of course.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The real challenge there is how to turn it into a functional joke to make the punchline funny. I've had a go, but it's not easy:-
There was a hunter who wanted to choose the right wife out of three candidates, so he sent them out into the woods with shotguns. The first returned with a bag full of blue tits. The second returned with a bag full of long-tailed tits. The third returned with a bag that was only half full, but it contained great tits. So, which one did he choose? The one with the biggest tits, of course.
David_Cooper
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July 2, 2018
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So of the 4 people in the parable, he's the one lacking any real character.
mattersauce
Level 7
July 2, 2018
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Hey, they were dating him. They must have had some idea what he was like but maybe his bank balance tipped the odds.
@273kelvin They're not responsible for his character regardless of his bank account. With the available knowledge from the joke, all 3 women tried to use the money to do something nice that he would enjoy while he disregarded that fact and based his decision on looks. He's about as deep as an Arizona puddle in July.
Maybe one of them should have said I spent it on breast augmentation. Talk about superficiality!
JackPedigo
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