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Last month, I went and got a scoop of mushroom compost for my little bitty garden. I went this morning and got my neighbor one for her flower beds and little garden. She sent a 6ft by 6ft tarp with me. With instructions for the front end loader operator to dump the bucket on the tarp. She and the woman across the street could pull it out And unload it with one pull. I explain to them both unless they can go Hulk in the next few minutes it ain't happening, cause a scoop is well over a ton and covers the entire bed of my truck. She calmly explains they will pray while I'm gone to the garden center, and God will give them the strength to pull the tarp and load out.
I hate to laugh at old women straining so hard they soil they're adult diapers but it was hilarious watching them. I tied a rope to the tarp and the other end to a tee in her yard and was able to rip the tarp in two. Her nephew and my wheel barrow finally got my truck unloaded. When I said God needs to hot the gym more often. She said " God works in mysterious ways , he was able to bring us all together this morning" I wanted to say I wish the asshole Would've pitch in a little here and just worked a little in a non mysterious way the lazy SOB, but didn't cause I didn't want her stroking out on me

Stevil 8 July 2
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Well hell...take a picture for us.... this is breaking news if they move it...lol.

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you did good man. ?

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If the exertion caused one of them to have a heart attack, they would have had an answer.

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Never let a little thing like physics get in the way of a good myth.

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Funny. You must have a good character.

If you need to get a load of mulch again, put a section of chain-link fence flat in the bed, place your tarp over that (if you want to), and the mulch on top of that. Unload the same as before, but tie the rope to the chain-link fence. A redneck taught me that.

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