This miserable heat has gotten to me. I hate hot weather. Winter doesn't bother me, but this heat did it. I found myself building a shrine on my air conditioner, and singing songs of praise to the one and only God, Carrier. I thanked him for his wonderful invention of the air conditioner, and knelt down,bowed my head, and prayed for him to never let it break down. I left him an offering of wine and cheese, and promised to keep him in my heart forever. I may become atheist again when the weather cools off, but, for now, I am a Carrierite.