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How do you respond when a complete stranger approaches you in the street and tells you "Jesus loves you."

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RebelKitty 5 July 6
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Level 8

"She loves you too"

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Level 6

I tell them that the Goddess loves them too.

If they object I gently point out their hypocrisy.

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Level 4

"I hope it works. Tell him or her to give me a call."

Jesus was Jewish, so expect a collect call.

@chucklesIII
Are you Jewish? No? Then you don't get to say shit like that.
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Level 6

"k. bye"

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Level 9

Actually , Jesus' Gomez , just moved in across the street . Please dont' tell his wife .

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Level 4

Jesus gives good head. Of course, he loves me!

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Level 8

Go f yourself

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Level 8

FU

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Level 6

I avoid being rude, so I just utter a passive thanks..unless...
the person is trying to proselytize me...then it's firm
"Go Away"

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Level 8

I usually tell them what they want to hear and then they walk away quicker that way

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Level 7

It's been a while since anyone's issued me that greeting without buttoning it with a quip-to-tirade about me or someone being hellbound. Depending on my mood, I may respond with "Shalom" or just keep on keepin' on...

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Level 4

Or even better yet, has got to be the street corner megaphone +Bible !

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Level 8

"I'm an atheist. So that means nothing to me."

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Level 7

This never happens to me. The only strangers who approach me either ask for directions or spare change.

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Level 8

Kick them in the balls and run !

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Level 7

I don't. No response. Don't give them the opening because that's what they're taught, one opening and start talking.

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Level 9

Sorry, I have other beliefs.

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Level 8

'I'm sure Donald Duck loves you just as much'

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Level 6

Sorry, Deuteronomy 23:1

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Level 2

I ask them how they know and to prove it.

This was my first reaction when I read the post. I kinda love what @MountMadness and @SACatWalker posted better 😛
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Level 2

Pretend that I don't speak English ?

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Level 7

I like to tell them to go fuck themselves, but that's just me.

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Level 8

Who? Which one?

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Level 4

That's creepy I don't even remember meeting him

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Level 8

I say “Thanks” and walk away.

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