I have some coworkers who bring me foods randomly. Multiple ones.
It's like something about me gives off a kinda helpless baby vibe lol. I've so far received hardboiled eggs, a banana, a pear, a peach, a slice of watermelon, multiple tiny oranges, a piece of angel food cake, and now a carton of milk.
I love it lol
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Ah I remember being young and people wanting to feed me.
I still have a friend who brings me baking almost every time she visits?
I have one of those faces. People don't believe I could have an unkind thought.
When I was in my 20's I used an expletive and an older lady said "I didn't think with a face like that you could swear?". That's when I realized people would never know what was really going on in my head... bwahahaha!
Practice your evil laugh - just for you. (Also you know if you're nice to people? This is really likely to happen).
RavenCT
Level 9
July 8, 2018
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Yep! I have a few evil laughs I keep on file. It works well to my advantage. When I was younger I learned if I sigh and look down and say "oh...okay..." 90% of the time people would give me what I wanted. I was ADORABLE. That wore off, but now I learned when I look doe eyed and a little vapid people eat that shit up lmao
I'm baby faced and more likely to become a criminal?
Badass!
@LadyAlyxandrea I would just focus on all the great treats and other benefits you are likely to receive. Work it 
@arca2027 I'm gonna take over the world!!!
@LadyAlyxandrea I like it
Don't feel like you're the only one. I do construction work and sometimes people look at me and think I'm in need. It was one time I was waiting for someone at a fast food restaurant and I just got off work and they offered me five dollars to go get something to eat. And of course I took the money out of good jester
Qiru
Level 6
July 7, 2018
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Looked at your profile. It's your eyes. I don't know why but they are hypnotic and telling me to bring you an apple.
chucklesIII
Level 7
July 7, 2018
1
Thank you but I can't eat apples lol
@LadyAlyxandrea , then I will bring you apple sauce. You're not allergic to apples, are you?
@chucklesIII not yet lol
maybe like a baby bird
btroje
Level 9
July 7, 2018
2
I think it's like that. Or I'm being pavloved
@LadyAlyxandrea just tilt your head back with your mouth open while sitting at your desk
Do you look famished or starved?
Ravenwolfcasey
Level 7
July 7, 2018
3
Gosh I wish...I look morbidly obese lol
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