Wow. I hate to be a guy, but I saw your beautiful face and sort of tuned out the rest of that stuff about satan and god and soda cans. As a lifelong atheist I usually tune that stuff out anyway, so don't be offended. My father was from a jewish backround, but fortunately for me he worshiped money and not much else, so I was not exposed/brainwashed towards what you are dealing with. Several of my friends were jewish so I learned about getting puking drunk at various Bar Mitzvahs, which saved me a lot of misery when I got to college. Kind of rambling here. Sorry. Did I mention you have a very beautiful face?

Hail Satan!

Analyzing cans-nothing better to do?

The best marketing campaign is if she promised the drink would allow you to see Jesus.....doesn’t have to be any specific one.

I would drink it if it gave me Satan powers, but I think Monster is just pulling reverse psychology here.

The Daily Mail thinks everything is satanic, especially immigrants - including us Jews in the 1930s, when the newspaper supported the Nazis.

As an atheist I've always found a knowledge of the Bible to be helpful. The Book of Revelation was written in Greek. Hebrew letters have nothing to do with it. After 5 minutes on Google I found the the original runs"hexakosioi ἑξακόσιοι six hundred hexēkonta ἑξήκοντα sixty hex ἕξ six ." It wasn't until the Renaissance the the Arabic system of notation was adopted that putting number next to each other to represent 10s s etc came into use. The symbols for "6" repeated 3 times would not be "666". If the Evil One is behind any energy drink it's free Red Bull. That stuff is awful.