Man, 59, Arizona, USA
I look forward to the day that the only reason people are assholes is because they're dicks, not because religion compels them to be.
I went to church the first 17 years of my life and never once made a friend there. That should have told me something.
I teach first grade. If I had a soul I wouldn't anymore on account of 6 year olds sucking my life force daily.