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I am officially, (we actually got out the measuring tape this time) the shortest person in my house. (Maybe that's why I always wear high heels?)

Furthermore, I've come to find that I've gone from 5'6" and 3/4 to just plain old 5'6" >:/ I've always rounded up to 5'7" so proudly. Pride cometh before the 3/4" fall? Oh the misery!!!

#Short #tall #height
pepperjones 8 June 27
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Level 8

Lol I hear ya! I wonder if yoga would help or is it just one of those forever annoying things associated with getting older...sigh

@pepperjones Might need to start hanging upside down then....actually, that could be fun....

@pepperjones You can join me...me first...
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Level 6

Tall, short, it’s the undergarments (or lackthereof) that count. Have I beaten this joke to death yet - or should I see how many different contexts I can use it in?

@pepperjones I’m taking your laughter as a tacit endorsement of my continued attempt to keep this gag running indefinitely...or at least until you tell me to fuck off ... heh heh
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Level 8

Some of my friends say they wish they were as tall as I am. I keep telling them that the only difference between being tall and short is that I hit my head on things a lot more.

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Level 9

I've read average height for the American woman is only 5'5" . So you're still well above average .

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Level 7

i don't know a guy that doesn't like a shorter chic...short is OK. my last gf was 5'3 and i'm 6'

Had a guy I really connected with turn me down for a date because we’d never be able to dance cheek to cheek. So yeah... it happens.

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Level 7

I am the shortest person at my place.

I am also the tallest.

I'm so lonely.....

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Level 7

5' 4" ?

@pepperjones so was mine
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Level 7

Ummm... I'm 4'10".

You're like an inch away from having to use the child's seat in the car!

Don't let them pick on you. Short girls are the sexiest on the planet! 😉

@Sticks48 Yes, I know! If I shrink when I'm old, I'll have to get a car seat!

@Sticks48, @kensmile4u Good things come in small packages... like dynamite.

@Alimacbean l know. My last girlfriend was 4'11".
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Level 8

My dad was 6’3”, my oldest brother is 6’4”, my other brother is 6’5”. I’m 5’7”.

@pepperjones Maybe that's all you see because they are so tall.
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Level 8

Do you have an issue with you physical properties?

@pepperjones Life can be a bitch.
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Level 9

5'6" isn't short.

skado Level 9 June 27, 2018
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Level 7

haha! That's what you get! Jk

@pepperjones I was just kidding, 5'6" isn't short, I think most people are 5'6" to 6 feet.

@pepperjones yeah, I grew up in South texas were most girls were at most 5'3"
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Level 8

If it makes you feel any better I always thought I was short until I started working in the city. Turns out I'm a friggen Amazonian giantess

@pepperjones 5'8"

@pepperjones lol its weird being tall
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