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I woke up this morning with a headache and a hard on... come near me today and you might experience one of them.

Duke 8 July 11
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Level 8

oooooooo...a headache ?

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Level 7

Do we get to choose which one we need the most?

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Level 8

Do you still have either one?

I've got both of them around here somewhere...
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Level 9

hope you didn't have to pee too bad when you woke up.

I hate doing hand stands over the bowl first thing in the morning.

@Duke one handed!

@hankster That's gonna leave a mark.

@Duke lol... better you than me friend.

@Duke maybe it's best we just consider those things like fire drills, of course all the fellas would be standing around kind of funny looking for a place to sit down. tornado drills would be better cuz you just have to go to your safe place.
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Level 8

Dehydration because all the water went...you know where? 😕

Water and aspirin should help the first problem. It will take a helping hand to take care of the second.

I nearly passed out from lack of blood to my brain.
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