If I had to go to Hell, I would really like to go Dante's Limbo, where all the old Greek philosophers walk around all day discussing interesting topics - a bit like here, only forever. Technically, I suppose Limbo isn't exactly in Hell. It's a kind of ante-chamber. In Christopher Marlowe's Dr. Faustus, Mephistopheles claims he is in Hell even as himself and Faust discuss (dispute) the big questions of life and death:
Meph. But, Faustus, I am an instance to prove the contrary (the pain of Hell),
For I am damned, and am now in hell.
Faust. How! now in hell!
Nay, an this be hell, I’ll willingly be damn’d here;
What? walking, disputing, &c.?
That sounds a lot more interesting than Heaven.