Not an original thought in the group. Can do nothing but go over concerns that have been investigated and found unsubstanciated.
Kansas Sucks. Way to many Conservatives who want 1950 to come back.
Well, yeah...
I mean, Hilary is an actual murderer. Plus, she helped Bill cover up all those murders when he was Governor, it's on a videotape. You can't talk about it on a videotape unless it's true. (Unless it's about my team, then it's all liberal media lies.) They had teenagers run over with a train, you know, just like Snidely Whiplash!
This concludes our monthly test of the emergency sarcasm detector system. Your sarcasm detector should be functioning properly. This was only a test...