I saw a sign at the deli yesterday that said "CURED MEATS". Of course, I immediately imagined some corned beef taking it's first steps since the accident and a prosciutto learning to forgive.
What the hell is wrong with me?!?
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Looking for the faith healer, are you? HALLLELUUUUUUUUUJAH! Sir loin is now leaping.
LucyLoohoo
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July 13, 2018
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Too many pickles before bed?
FrayedBear
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July 13, 2018
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