A friend of mine refers to Trump as the "Orange Fururer", it's perfect..LMAO
Here in the U.K. a trump is a slang name for a fart! This seems quite apt in view of the number of brain farts he makes! So perhaps The Trumper in Chief would be good.
"Orange Sphincter" is my favorite name for the Toddler in Chief.
HaHa, exactly, #TheRealShithole