Question

I tried drowning a spider with a Miller Lite and now it's dancing around my house listening to Dave Matthews Band and crying about its divorce.

Duke 8

Answer 1

Black Widow?

Answer 2

Shoulda picked an insect that gets eaten by its' mate. The dancing sounds fun, but the whining.......ugh!

Answer 3

Just hope it does not sue you for alimonie ?

Answer 4

Haha. You always make me smile!

Answer 5

try an IPA or whiskey even.


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