A pastor and his wife are putting their eight month old son to bed. The pastor leans over the crib, and places his son down on his bedding when he notices a terrible smell coming out of his diaper. He turns to his wife and goes "Hey, the baby needs a diaper change. Gimme a sec." He goes down to the wine cellar, and fills up a baby bottle to the brim full of a well-aged Merlot, and comes back up with the bottle in his hand, and a fresh diaper. His wife, bewildered, asks him "Honey, what are you doing with that wine?" The pastor very calmly responds "Nothing, just changing the baby, why?"