I don't really need to know who is gay and who is straight. I'd rather just love everyone and separate people into two groups. Those who wear Crocs, and those from whom I WILL take fashion advice.
I've never owned an actual pair of Crocs. I do however have a pair of Croc slip on boots that are fantastic. Not at all like you'd imagine. Simply leather uppers with soft waterproof lowers. Perfect for running in and out of the house in any wet conditions.