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Just a few funny blasphemous tweets n such. Share your favorite blasphemous jokes/memes.

Wurlitzer 8 July 27
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Love these...need copies!

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Oh I forgot to post another one it was:

[outside the last supper]
Judas: remember the one I kiss is Jesus
Centurion: You can just point to him
Judas: putting chapstick on I don’t tell you how to do your job.

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I have always admired the Baptists. I just wish they would hold them underwater longer

KC1959 Level 5 July 27, 2018
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I like this one.

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Thank you for posting. Each one of these made me laugh

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I like this one...

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A Joke I've heard told on the Baptists: The reason Baptists are opposed to premarital sex is that they are afraid it might lead to dancing.

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The swinging baguette is pretty funny ??

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And because Im a godless heathen on his way to a tshirt, Ill be takin these double points.

tshirt slogan ideas:
“I blasphemed the lord for 8 months and all I got was this lousy tshirt”

Agnostic.com: for when youre banned from Motherless.com

Agnostic.com: want to find your partner? We’re skeptical you could, yet intrigued that you may.

Im sure Ill think of others when I get home n smoke a bowl.

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