What's the atheist equivalent of 'OMG'?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I say, "Oh My Gob!" I think Finn says that on Adventure Time. lol
Simply_Being
Level 5
Jan 17, 2018
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Oh my out-moded-belief-system is too hard to say, so I just stick with oh my god and follow up with 'fuck you' when someone tries to play mister clever-dick by pointing out I don't believe in gods.
DobbinPitch
Level 6
Jan 19, 2018
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lol good!
For me it's WTF
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Jan 21, 2018
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Delilah Jones was the mother of twins
Two times over and the rest were sins
Raised eight boys, only I turned bad
Didn't get the lickin's that the other ones had
Oh My God are we seriously discussing the correct use of Oh My God???
Yeah, I do not believe in god, but I can still say the word! I do not believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny either but I can still use the words because I am not an ignorant child who is scared of letters that form meanings!
VanValin
Level 4
Feb 11, 2018
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Omagadz is my favorite way of using OMG ...i think it is funny!
fuck my nostril! ...? or: for fucking out loud! both borrowed from Ergaste in 'by light alone', Adam Roberts.
walklightly
Level 8
Mar 9, 2018
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Swearing and vulgarity are a sign of intelligence, or at least a wide vocabulary
KarlHannah
Level 5
Apr 22, 2018
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My favorite What the Fuck! Though I am a Social worker and am discouraged to say Fuck- so say WTF. There are just too many WTF moments daily in my job.
gigihein
Level 8
May 27, 2018
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The funny thing about working in the social work field is being discouraged from swearing while all along you know damn well that the clients have far worse language!
@ghost_warlock True and often they are in a place that WTF doesnt quite speak to it. Theirs are more like Fuck me dead moments. One of my old favorites that I thought was funny until on line dating came about.
" Well i'll be a monkeys Uncle."
I like to throw a bone to the fundy anti evolution crowd once in a while.
NoddyMcNoddy
Level 3
May 27, 2018
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I still say ‘Christ on a cracker’
Cassiopeia
Level 6
May 27, 2018
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I have eaten Christ "the" cracker (that snack was the best part of church), but never on a cracker.
@Sticks48 it may be a peculiarly British saying; here a cracker can be one of two things, a Christmas table decoration that contains a little gift, paper hat and bad joke, or a savoury biscuit you put cheese on. I like them with a good blue cheese.
Oxygen + Magnesium (OMg). I use it all the time.
GoldenDoll
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May 29, 2018
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