A bunch of people have told me that I’m a good man. They’ve phrased it in different ways such as that I have a “heart of gold” and so on.

Honestly, my favorite thing that anyone has ever said about me is that I’m a worthy dialectic opponent because I speak in logic and reason

I have been called a nice and helpful man before. I'd rather be called that than a butthead.

3-5 marriage proposals/requests to bear my children resulting from a witty comment or playing music. 10 or 20 seriously touching compliments from ladies getting to know me, varying from intelligence to character n humor to looks, and being looked at with a primal hunger in a couple ladies eyes. Too bad no one was serious in the long term, but it feels nice to hear.

I would wife the shit out of you if I was straight.