Dumb Religious News. No. 1. Atheism is caused by poor breathing technique, says Turkish therapist
This is the first in a series I will call Dumb Religious Stories:
"A self-claimed breathing expert in Turkey says atheists do not breathe properly and hence cannot experience God."
Something for all you shallow breathing heathens out there to think about. I've been doing breathing exercises for about 25 years. No sign of the almighty or his kin. Must be doing something wrong.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.That’s good material for a joke, makes me wish I had a knack for comedy.... maybe your supposed to breath lies straight from the Bible.
Funandfondles
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Jan 12, 2018
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Maybe we can start a atheist "Darwin awards" for the most ridiculous theist stories of the year! What a great feature for the site!
DavidLaDeau
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Jan 12, 2018
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@David1955 maybe as stories happen we can submit them and vote at the teens of the year.....but they gotta be funny!
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