My buddy married a Xian woman about ten years ago. They have two small kids, ages 4, 6. She's never allowed the kids to believe in Santa Claus because she thinks it's harmful for parents to let their kids believe in things that aren't real so no Santa, no Easter Bunny, no Tooth Fairy, nuthin. Of course, she considers Halloween to be satanic.
You can see where I'm going with this.
She's been shoving God down their throats since they were each just a few months old, reading from the bible and dragging them to church every Sunday but she doesn't want to teach them to believe in things that aren't real. She can't go 12 mins without referencing the power of God and the love of Jesus but she doesn't want to teach them to believe in things that aren't real.
Don't ya just love the irony?
- Sgt. Spanky
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