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Million dollar idea: A wine company... Name the bottles things like "Don't Be Sad", "He's Not Worth It" and, "You Deserve Better"

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Duke 8 Aug 13
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Level 8

These are brilliant, @Duke, are you taking notes? Get thee to an angel investor or VC!

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Level 7

I’d invest

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Level 8

Keep your day job🙂

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Level 9

The Spanish already produce humourous wine label.
My favourite is a Merlot from Valencia province called "Caperucita". (Spanish for little red riding hood.)
In addition to the name, etc. the main label has a back view of someone wearing a red cloak with the cape covering the head.
The rear label, as well as a description of the wine's origin, carries a view of the red cape as seen from the front, with the wolf's head as the wearer!

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Level 8

Lol 😁

You could call the company something classy..like..

"In vino veritas"

There is truth in wine..I think the Romans knew what they were talking about..😉

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Level 8

So, yes, barley pop is better. 🙂

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Level 8

That's brilliant. My favorite would be a nice, dry "She's Not Half As Classy As You Are!"

Deb57 Level 8 Aug 14, 2018
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Level 9

"you're too good for _____ anyway", "1 of 3", "whatever you do don't call them drunk"

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Level 7

"There, there" peppermint schnapps

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Level 7

I'd drink that! Hell, I'd become an alcoholic!

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Level 8

all you need is a printer and some sticker paper, voila!

Some suggestions: "Liquid Lobotomy"
"Fuck this Shit"
"Panty Peeler"

Panty Peeler has a nice ring to it.
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Level 9

Yup, sounds like a Western Australian special.

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