Hey cat, how's about I lick myself for a couple of hours and then puke where YOU sleep? Don't answer that. Why am I talking to you? Stop looking at me.
This happened to me just last week. My kid thought it was hilarious!
Sounds about right...i am sticking to my annoying little dogs...at least they yap in very high registers ,which really helps with the tintinitis.
Worse than that is when they step in a sloppy poo and then walk it through the house and bitch and complain when you put them in the shower to hose off the dirty paw!