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Sooooo, one of my Facebook friends is complaining that she prayed before she started driving, and still got into a car accident. And she prayed real hard....... and now she's mad at god.......her imaginary friend......as if her imaginary friend played a role slow blinks

I want so badly to say, "that's because you might as well have been wishing upon a star, or praying to bigfoot." But alas, I have to put up with their imaginary friend, and need for seroquel.

nutrition_nerd 7 Aug 19
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1

Your friend should think less about god and more about the Highway Code! I know she is your friend and maybe I shouldn’t say it, but she sounds like an idiot! You should suggest that since she has such faith in god, maybe he is sending her a message that he doesn’t want her on the roads driving!

6

Opens hood. Examines Theism.

"Well, there's your problem!'

2

Except stars and Bigfeet are real
?

Jimm Level 4 Aug 19, 2018
4

Sounds like she needs new tires and a drivers ed course

5

Tell her 'God works in mysterious ways that are indistinguishable from being totally radom.'

2

Does good answer prayers? Yes! But sometimes the answer is, "leave me the fuck alone! I've got better things to do than control your car. You want my answer?l Deal with your fears, learn how to friggin' drive and stop depending on me!"

4

When they say Jesus take the wheel it always confused me. That guy didn’t even get to learn to drive a chariot as far as we know. He just knows how to ride dat ass.

3

Not I. I defriend and delete religious wing nuts from Facebook, mostly because 85% of white evangelicals voted for Trump.

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