Sooooo, one of my Facebook friends is complaining that she prayed before she started driving, and still got into a car accident. And she prayed real hard....... and now she's mad at god.......her imaginary friend......as if her imaginary friend played a role slow blinks
I want so badly to say, "that's because you might as well have been wishing upon a star, or praying to bigfoot." But alas, I have to put up with their imaginary friend, and need for seroquel.
Tell her, "Sure, Jesus exists and he's a twisted fuck, more than happy to take the wheel from reckless dipshits willing to abdicate responsibility when things aren't going well." Why should your friend be treated any better than Job? Silly anthropomorphic fantasy.
Silly god. I only pray to Odin, and only for a death worthy of being remembered in a drinking song.
I always sprinkle Miracle Spring Water that is sold by some television preacher on my truck each morning. I get it for a free will offering of $50 a bottle. Bottle lasts me for a whole week. I have not had a wreck in years so the water must be working. She should have tried that instead of just praying. Sending thoughts her way.
If that’s all it takes to shake her faith I seriously question if she even understands how her religion even “works “. So many times I have to bite my tongue and along with nitwits. My cousin told me the other day on Facebook that she was praying for me and I finally spoke up and said “don’t “, I mean if she wants to I don’t care but to get on FB and tell me she did it so everybody can see is condescending and it ceases to be a selfless act and more of an insult to my being!