Shouldn't be too hard to add a potentiometer or dimmer switch and colored bulb. Best, would be to have a random flicker feature as part of it - too easy to get used to if it just stays on.
And he'll grow up to be a fine law-abiding citizen without any irrational fears or mental problems
Batshit crazy. Just like me.
I would have nightmares. Too dark for me
Exactly!