I keep getting junk email for "Christian insurance". Isn't that an oxymoron? Because if you have faith in God providing and taking care of you, what do you need insurance for?
Ask if you get a discount for letting Jesus take the wheel. When they ask your profession, tell them, "truck driver."
Sounds like a straight-up ploy for unearned trust on the basis that they're alleged Christians. 99.9% of the time when someone advertises that they are Christians as a reason to do business with them, it's a red flag that usually indicates substandard or outright dishonest products and services. You can set your clock by it, in my experience. One of the ways they use that is to make you reluctant to complain when they don't show up or follow through, because they're after all well-meaning sincere Christians.
Yes, reminds me of a car lot down the road a bit - they have the fish symbol on their sign. When I drove up to look at their cars I was informed they don't actually sell vehicles, they only lease them, and you can deal with a 3rd party later if you actually want to buy it when the lease is up. It was the first time I'd seen a place that wasn't a dealership do that. I ran the other way.
It's all illogical that way..such as both saying that god causes accidents to teach us something, then telling us to pray to god for help for these accidents. Or saying that god controls everything then telling people to preach the "gospel."
If people are being controlled by god, why preach to them? Why go to work? Why go to school, if god can just do everything for us? People have to be trained to check their brains at the church door to accept this pile of manure.
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Much like pedophiles join the priesthood to prey on children, insurance vultures know someone who is vulnerable to exploitation. And anyone who believes an invisible man in the sky is going to take them to a golden city in the sky will believe that same man wants them to buy their insurance. Now, I'm not saying all insurance guys are vultures, but any company who labels themselves "christen" probably has two wings and smells like rotting meat.