I don't have any skeletons in my closet but, I do have a tiny box of souls in my sock drawer.
No No.....that's just cruel. Set those souls free!!!!! ?
Maybe we could BID on them? I thought about the groper's family....but, they're essentially SOULESS ....
I thought about a website to buy and sell souls on. What do people think? Probably exists.
I keep mine in a box on the windowsill so my cats can play with them.