(Joke Of The Day)

The House Keeper

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase ?'

Marie: 'Well, mam is three reasons why I want the increase.'

The first one, I do ironing better than you'!

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Marie: 'Your husband says so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Marie: 'The second reason.. I could cook better than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband said that as well??'

Marie: 'No mam, the Gardener.

Wife: 'How much you say you want again??