Had a "discussion" with my mother, who happens to be the First Lady of a Baptist church. The subject was about funerals and what our wishes are when the time comes. I have made it clear that I want my funeral to be by invitation ONLY. I've also volun-told my best friend to dress as the Grimreeper and point at random people as they come in, I also want everyone to dress in pastel colors (no black, grey or navy blue) and my repass is to be held at the local hole-in-the wall bar. I don't want a viewing, just a large picture of myself half naked with a guitar covering my private parts (air brushed of course)! I think my going should be celebrated just as my coming was...
Sounds like a fun party. Do we have to wait until you're dead?
Really? Airbrushing? Must be somebody willing to loan a nice guitar for just a picture.