If you think these jokes are funny, it says a lot about your IQ or maybe the article below is bogus. Regardless, we would probably get along just fine.

• “‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.” —Demetri Martin

• Q: What has four legs and one arm?

A: A happy pit bull.

• “Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.” —Jimmy Carr

• Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

• “I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.” —Mitch Hedberg

• Q: What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?

A: Nothing.

• “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” —Steven Wright

[mysticalraven.com]