I fixed something (see picture) that irritated @ProudMary recently:

A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like. Her daddy tore a map of the USA from a magazine then cut it into small pieces. He told her to go to her room to see if she could put it together. After some minutes, she returned and handed the map--correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. She replied: "On the other side was a picture of an all-inclusive orgy and when I put it together then our country just came together!"