OK, so we allow him to get personal with this and he might touch you. He might even want you on your knees as you bow your head, close your eyes, and then start talking to yourself. To get you in the spirit of this he is saying words that really mean "yes" and "so be it." Once you see that he is really sincere the both of you claim that you "got through to god" and you start making up what actually happened here.

If you are a stubborn case the pastor can have other men around to join in with him and you might feel more important. Been there, done that, and I know the drill. Now you can become a member and start supporting this SOB. They might send you to Haiti, or you might find out that Jesus needs more piano players. Welcome to the club.