A watched clock boils twice a day. #MixedMetaphors
A broken squirrel finds a nut twice a day.
But whose nut is it?
@PolyWolf the mystery is half fun!
my two favorites are (from a dorm neighbor when i was in college a million years ago) "that just drives me up a bat!" and (more recently, and said on purpose) "it's not rocket surgery."
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Rocket surgery is great. I'd never heard drives me up a bat, definitely stealing that. It's so good.