Three nuns
we're involved in a car accident all died and went to heaven.St Peter was at the gate to meet them.Hi nuns welcome,the nuns asked if they could go to heaven.St Peter said all entrants must answer a question but for all furvent believers they are easy.First question to first nun.Who was the first man on earth?nun said Adam ,the gates opened she walked in the gates closed.The second question ,who was the first woman on earth . The nun answered Eve,the gates opened she walked in the gate's closed.Last nun third question,what were the first words Eve said to Adam ,the nun looked perplexed and scratched her head and said that's an hard one,the gates opened.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.That's a very strange story...where did you get it? Clearly not from the Bible. More obscure is the moral of the story in religious sense. Btw, there was a story in my parish when our priest got in a car accident, but as far as I know, he didn't meet any saints in heaven during his coma
since we are friends. Some nut job ran him over and just fled the scene, he hired a car accident lawyer houston and it seems the investigation is still going on... Of course despite the justice, he suffers more than the perpetrator - he has several fractures, so all he`s going to have in the near future is a hospital and continuous treatment.
marionainterva
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Nov 21, 2022
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That's a very strange story...where did you get it? Clearly not from the Bible. More obscure is the moral of the story in religious sense.
marionainterva
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Nov 17, 2022
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An Anglican Minister, a Catholic Priest and an Evangelist Minister are sitting together on the same when one of them broaches the subject of the Sunday Collection.
The Anglican responds first and says, " Well,after services are over I pile it all onto the platter, draw a chalk circle about 2 metres in diameter on the floor, stand inside the circle, toss the platter, money and all up in the air, what ever lands inside the circle I keep, the rest goes to the Church."
The Catholic then puts his side across, " Well I do much the same, circle and everything, BUT whatever lands outside the circle I keep, the rest goes to Rome."
The Evangelist laughs out loud and responds, " Is it any wonder you guys only have cheap suits, cheap cars, crappy little houses while I have very best of everything?" "You've been doing it all wrong, I just heap up the platter, toss it up in the air, no circle crap for me, and say, here God take what ever you want and I'll spend the rest on personal luxuries."
Triphid
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Nov 1, 2018
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It's been ages since I told this one. Sorry if I get it wrong -
Three nuns are at the Pearly gates. St Peter says to them, ' This is a bit unusual, but God said that all three of you have been so good throughout your lives, he is granting you two weeks to go back to Earth as anyone you want for an entire week, and SIN all you like '.
So St Peter says to the first nun, who do you wish to be? She says, 'I Want to be Madonna and have naughty, sinful sex with all my fans! ' POOF! She's gone and does just that.
St Peter asks the second nun, ' And you? Who do you want to be? ' She replied, "I want to be the First Lady!' St Peter looked at her, a but puzzled. ' Why? Do you realize you'd be obligated to- ' 'BECAUSE I'M INTO BABOONS, OKAY!? ', she interrupted. ' Fine '. He snapped his fingers and she was gone.
The third nun came up and said anxiously and said in a thick Italian accent, 'I want to be Sarah Pipe-oleenee! ' St Peter looked at his manuscript. 'I don't have a Sarah Pipe-oleenee in my records '. The nun pulled out a rolled up news paper from her habit and gave it to him. He read it and began laughing. 'No honey. This says the Sahara Pipeline was laid by 2,000 men in two weeks'.
chucklesIII
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Oct 28, 2018
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