first chuckle of the day. thanks @sewchick57.

@hankster You're welcome. Seriously that woman has spent her entire life bitching, pissing and moaning about every thing under the sun. One time we were in a really small cafe for lunch. The place has 4 tables. But the building had a line of big, muddy work trucks clear around the building and out into the street. She complained they served her too many fries. And that's just one of thousands I've listened to over the years.

She gets oil and gas royalties. When the price is up and she gets a shit ton of money she bitches because she has to pay taxes on it. When the price is down and she's not getting a lot she bitches because she can't pay her bills. I don't talk to her anymore for a number of other reasons but not having to listen to her bitch about everybody and everything is totally a bonus.

I hate it when I get too many fries. fortunately it don't happen often

a bright spot? puppies,

@hankster don't forget kittens and rainbows

I didn't forget @btroje. nor did I forget cheese dip, foot massages, warm sunny days, or pancakes with lots of butter and cheap syrup.