Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is a successful doctor. In fact, he just bought his best friend a brand new car.”
“That’s all fine and good.” Said the second father. “But my son is a successful lawyer. He just bought his best friend a brand new yacht!”
“Ha!” Laughed the third father. “My son in an incredibly successful CEO of a large company. He just bought his friend his own private jet!”
Just then, a fourth father walked in and sat down with them.
“What does your son do?” asked the first father.
“My son is a gay stripper.” The fourth father replied.
The other fathers looked at each other. “You must be disappointed in how his life turned out then.”
“Nah.” said the fourth father. “In fact, he has three boyfriends and they all just bought him a car, a yacht, and a private jet.”
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A Jew and a Scotsman were before the Magistrate charged with being Drunk and Disorderly.
The arresting Constable was in the Witness box and the Magistrate asked, " Officer, what brought you to the conclusion that these fine Gentlemen were drunk?"
The Constable replied, " Well your Honour, the Jewish gentleman was walking along the street throwing money from his own pocket all over the street and the Scotsman was following along with him, picking up the money and handing it back to the Jewish gentleman."
Triphid
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Very good
@MarlaRochelle Thank you, much appreciated.
@Triphid I always appreciate a good joke so thank you
@MarlaRochelle Here's another one for you.
A Senior Catholic School Girl goes to confession and confesses that she is pregnant and it was by the Second Coming.
The Priest asks her how exactly can she be so certain, to which she calmly replies, " If you remember Father, I swallowed the first."
@Triphid Good one thanks
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