Oh no, not the puppy. Take the hoomans but not the puppy.

Wait r u the sweetheart that sent me a puppy in the mail? LOL

@Ggall002 I’ll never tell. ?

@Sandy6767 damn you, I gotta know!!! LMAO

@Ggall002 you’ll have to wait til I start my travels, then ply me with copious amounts of alcohol then hijinks will ensue, I might just drop a hint if drunk enough. Snicker snicker snicker. ??

@Sandy6767 I'm getting turned on here, all for a puppy too!!! My bucket list is nearly complete!!!! Muahahahahaha!

@Ggall002 hahaha I have to admit, me too. I do so adore puppies though. Win win. Puppy and a new Boo. And she scoressssssss. ???

@Sandy6767 u r too much, and fun too! How r u single in Australia? Bogles the mind!!!

@Ggall002 im overqualified ??? I’m single because up til now I have chosen to be. Have spent time loving my self and cutting out all negative and toxic influences but actually have a date tomorrow night so see how I go. Laugh live love ? oh and definitely sing and dance.

@Sandy6767 absolutely, life is toooooo short not to live, laugh and love! I can't sing, but i can dance a mean Salsa, the Latino in me! LOL Best on u always!!!

@ProudMary Sorry, can you repeat that I seem to have had an episode of convenient deafness for a moment there.....LOL.

@ProudMary That's okay, I hardly ever drink alcohol but I do enjoy having a wee bit of fun every now and then, i.e. telling jokes, etc,.

@ProudMary Too bad there's a bloody great expanse of ocean between us, hey.

@ProudMary Yep, same this way too.

@ProudMary After reading your little message on your profile I thought the ' peeing off the porch' bit sounded quite fun, there are a few people in this area who's porches I'd dearly love to pee upon but being in a town that's not a good thing because, with my luck, someone would see and report me for public indecency.
However, one of the promises my daughter asked me to make as she was in the last stages of cancer was that she wanted me to ' piss' on her ' mother's' grave for her. I've kept every promise to her except that one so far and will, when that heartless, cruel. self-centered monstrosity dies, keep that promise as well.
Lorrae's ' mother, and I use the term very loosely here btw, was such a loving, caring and dutiful person that, despite her only child fighting for her life against cancer at the age of 15 years, she could only manage to find a whole 3 days out of 9 and a half months during the treatment to actually travel down to see her daughter and only then because she had an appointment with a Specialist for herself.
She made excuses as to why she couldn't come down to attend Lorrae's 16th ( and to be, sadly, her last ever) birthday nor could be there in the last week of Lorrae's life, her response when told by me that her daughter had but a few days to live was, " Tell the bloody kid that she'll have to wait, I've got friends up here who need me more than she does."
Is it any wonder that Lorrae requested that she be cremated and only some of her closest friends and I scatter her ashes whilst swearing an oath never to reveal to anyone where they were scattered?

@ProudMary Some people, imo, should never be allowed to be parents.

Perhaps it was how you started the fire. Try being more subtle next time. Lol

@Science-guy Oh? Now y'all want "subtle"????? Nag, nag, nag.

@KKGator Always moving the goal post.

You all r funny! LMAO

Did u get them the puppy? That's the secret!!! LOL

@Ggall002 Runners don't get puppies. I'm not going to reward cowards.

@KKGator if u get me the puppy, I'll stay put!!! LMAO

@Ggall002 That's not how that works. LOL

@KKGator work with me here! I'm meeting u half way!!! LOL

@Bierbasstard I don't know about all that.

@Bierbasstard I'm confused. Who is supposed to be the "faux feminist"???

@Bierbasstard Ahhh. Chickenshits. LOL

The key is that the hostages, razing, and overthrow should be part of the date. It is a trust and connection building exercise, and if he can't overthrow a government on a free evening, is there even a point in having him?

@KKGator - Granted, last time I did this the stress affected me. I took a government, overturned some houses, and burned the hostages.

@DoDapper All are first date requirements. Best to learn these things right away. I hate wasting my time.

@KKGator - Right. Look, we've only exchanged a few sentences, but already you know I can run a South American government in the short-term and that I'm fine with offing hostages if things get hairy. That's quality communication right there.

@DoDapper Communication IS key.
However, South America is easy. It's Asia that no one can ever hold onto for very long.

@KKGator - Find a man that can do that, and you'll know he has the most monstrous stamina. I was going to do North Korea, but the country already has the spirit crushed out of it. I want to crush a country's spirit for myself, er-