I reached level 5! Where are my promised virgins?
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You scared them off with your main photo.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Nov 19, 2018
1
Salaam Effendi GerryHatric, but due to increases in production costs and a problem we are experiencing with the Hymetically Resealing unit for women we are sorry to tell you that your 72 virgins will now consist of 2 x 70 year old re-sealed ex-Mothers in Law.
Triphid
Level 9
Nov 19, 2018
3
Really Dude, who would want a virgin? They don't know what the fuck they are doing...
shockwaverider
Level 8
Nov 19, 2018
2
You have been reading the Agnistc Hadif. Only trust the real word of Dog in the great spiritual text WOOF, as translated from the drunken English version of Wolf. Besides, those promised virgins are all thirty something comic book nerds (Not that I don't love me some good comics, or a good, redheaded nerd)
Beowulfsfriend
Level 9
Nov 19, 2018
1
You may wish to reread the perks of achieving level 5.
Diogenes1972
Level 6
Nov 19, 2018
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