I took an IQ test! The tester asked me: “If I give you six cookies, and then I take two away, how many do you have?”
I'm like: “WTF? Why would you give me six cookies only to take two away? That's not very nice.”
Then tester responded, “OMG, You're an imbecile.”
And I'm like: “WOW, they get these results back fast.”