I see what you did there!

They couldn't read til after eating from the tree of knowledge... It's a catch 22 ! God sucks ass! Lol

By using this iApple, end-users agree to forfeit eternal life and existence in paradise, and henceforth all pain and other costs of child-bearing shall be borne by every future female user as outlined in paragraph (6), section . Legal remedies will be strctly limited to binding third-party arbitration, and may involve burnt offerings.

End-users may not concurrently use the iApple and the iFruit of Life, as this will render this agreement null and void. If end-users fails to observe these terms, enforcement shall be deferred to such agents and Angels (possibly with flaming swords) as Apple deems appropriate and necessary.

Fig leaves are not covered by this agreement, and end-users shall obtain them, pursuant to paragraph (2), section (a), at their own expense, from any other vendor, although iFigs can be leased for an additional monthly fee.